2016 Did Not Entirely Suck, Metal Version


Ten seconds later, the kid put the Scythe through 2016’s head, to roaring applause.

It only partially sucked.

Death touches us all every year, and 2016 was no different. We lost great musicians this year. Nik Green from Blue Murder and Nick Menza from Megadeth, among a great many others. Feel free to offer a moment of silence for them now.

I’d prefer a moment of noise for them, but that’s just me.


For every second rate, weak kneed radio friendly shit storm that Beyonce or Justin Beiber comes out with, there are awesome ones that come out to balance things out.  There was some pretty damned amazing music this year.

Some things went right in 2016. Like these three albums:

Deströyer 666 gave us the album Wildfire, their fifth, in February. It is, plain and simple, fucking incredible. Angry metal thunder from one end of the album to the other.  Check out the title track. Check out Hounds at ya back. Just check out the album. It’ll be more than worth it. Best cuts: Hounds at ya Back, Die You Fucking Pig

Gojira put out Magma in June of this year, a great album, perhaps their best since From Mars to Sirius.  Thunderous, complex and haunting with that twist that only the DuPlantier brothers can create, the album is full of some of the most compelling harmonies of the year.  Anthemic is the word I’d use to describe it. Best cuts:  Low Lands, Pray.

Metallica came out with Hardwired…To Self-Destruct, their best album since Master of Puppets, in early November. Thrash is back with a vengeance. While some of this double album is more hooky than old school metalheads would like it to be, that isn’t always a bad thing. Ignore the cynics, this is a great listen from front to back. Best cuts: Spit Out the Bone, When a Blind Man Cries(Deep Purple Cover),Dream No More.

Even if everything else that came out in 2016 was crap (and trust me on this, most of it was) These three albums saved the year, musically.


And without music there can be no perfect knowledge, for there is nothing without it. For even the universe itself is said to have been put together with a certain harmony of sounds, and the very heavens revolve under the guidance of harmony. ~ Saint Isidore of Seville (560-636)

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