Some are born to move the world, to live their fantasies
But most of us just dream about the things we’d like to be
Sadder still to watch it die, then never to have known it
For you, the blind who once could see
The bell tolls for thee…
Rush, Losing It
Thursday’s top links:
Viddy of the day: Joe Barton apologizes for his apology to BP.
In light of Rep. Joe Barton’s apology for his apology to bp, I’d like to apologize for the following things of my own. I’d like to apologize for:
1) Being a nut
2) Being a liberal
3) Being a liberal nut
4) Listening to metal and liking it
5) Being old
6) Being a fan of Hockey
7) Liking Canada
8 ) What the hell ever I wrote about yesterday
9) What the hell ever I am going to write tomorrow
10) The picture on the right
11) angering Met fans by being a Yankee fan
12) every single thing I did from 1985 til 2002
13) every thing I did from 1967 to 1985, and from 2002 til today
14) Rudy Giuliani. He’s an asshole
15) Not being wealthy
16) Not having a townhouse in the Hampton’s
17) Hating commercials and advertising…. wait… I will NOT apologize for hating evil…
18) Nature. We broke the sky. We’re sorry, mother nature, we were just trying to build stuff we needed. We’ll fix it. We have duct tape. Seriously.
19) Budweiser, for hurting their bottom line by stopping drinking a bazillion gallons every year of their beer.
20) Drill, baby, drill. I use one on my temp job. I frighten people when I use it. I must look WAY too happy when I use it. 🙂
21) Mom and Dad. I’m sorry for not being the success I should have been
22) Mom and Dad. I’m sorry for being such a pain in the ass
23) Mom and Dad. I’m sorry I apologize so much.
24) My readers, all three of you, for having to tolerate this weak ass bullshit excuse for writing.
25) Cows and Pigs, for eating so many of you. DAMN YOU FOR BEING SO ZARKING TASTY! DAMN YOU!
26) Everything else that has ever happened everywhere. EVER.
Second viddy of the day: I apologize for making you listen to totally excellent totally evil music. With Legos no less! MOSH!