Or you’ll get on your cell phone, which is really smart. “Oh I’m gonna be late!” That’s fuckin smart: to drive with one of those fuckin things in your hand. It’s bad enough that people are in supermarkets — “Honey, I love you.” FUCK YOU, okay? Shut-up! I’m trying to buy a tomato, okay, got it? I’m even carrying mine, this piece of shit. This is Sprint. [someone cheers] Oh.. FUCK SPRINT. okay? You work for those idiots, I need to talk to you. “Every call is crystal clear.” Yeah, right: to yourself! You can hear you!
You want to wear the hat, you know you want to.
It’s even in your size. Admit it, you love the hat. You asshole!
Viddy of the day, from the fine people at the twit network show NSFW, enjoy the birth of a meme:
Don’t mind me having fun to start things off today. Just wanted to have a lil bit of silly fun. And why not? BP has been trying to kill off everything near or in the Gulf of Mexico, my temp job with the teamsters is going to lay me off in 2 weeks, and my toes are so sore I can’t run at this point.
I don’t understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away? I can’t follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people! In civilian life you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm!
Personal favorite story of the day: A 32 year old man, accused of felony obscenity, won the Democratic Senatorial primary in South Carolina, and plans to stay in the race, despite the charge, and try to run a campaign against South Carolina’s favorite son, Sen. Jim DeMint. The man, Alvin Greene, was so unknown to the Democratic party in South Carolina, and they apparently thought so little of his chances of winning that they didn’t run even a basic background check on the man.
The democratic party in SC, hoping to get their silly asses out of trouble here, have asked Mr. Greene to step down.
He has refused, and is now asking for help from this self same democratic party to get out the vote. He has no resources of his own to even do the basics, like put out campaign fliers. Aaaaand Apparently he didn’t do much in the way of campaigning, a hard thing to do when you still live at home with dad.
It speaks to the desperation of democratic voters and the democratic party in South Carolina, that they would vote for someone who they know so little about. That they would even have him on the ballot, Sans background check.
DeMint is going to win 99% – 1% . Put it this way. Mr. Greene will get a few votes. But not many. My guess? 30 in the general in November if he holds on and stays in the hunt.
I wish him luck. Seriously, I want to see Jim DeMint lose, but it seems like insanity to stay in the race, with a felony charge against him, and with the popularity DeMint has with both the Tea party and the regular conservatives in S.C., this just looks like a no win situation for both Mr. Greene and the S.C. Dems.
Good luck though, kid. Aaaaaaand try to avoid prison, K?