Pic of the day: The Fairy of Eagle Nebula
Don’t ever become a pessimist … a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
Sometimes when I read the news I find nothing but things that get me angry, stir me up, get my dander up. Like the AIG story earlier in the week, which turned out better than I had expected.
And sometimes I don’t. This is one of those times, time to look at a lighter news story, because it does a body good to take a break from the mess that is the world every once in a while.
Today’s story is a giggle worthy nerdtastic story straight from the White House. Not normally the place you get stories like that from, but here it is.
The White House has decided against building a death star.
You read that right. Apparently a Star Wars nerd in search of…something, what exactly I don’t know, decided to put o the White house petitions site a petition whose main purpose was job creation; i.e. building a Death Star. And it got a lot of attention, enough to warrant an actual response from the people who officially respond to this kind of thing.
If you thought that would be the end of it, and that they would simply poo-poo the whole idea, you’d be wrong. Well, right in that in the end they obviously turned it down, but it was the creative nerdtastic way that they did it that played heavily to the Star Wars fans who clearly were the ones who voted for this thing.
It starts off by spoofing a line from the first movie by Obi-Wan Kenobi. ”This is not the petition you’re looking for.”
Just a little fun from the fine people at Robot Chicken
When I read that first line I knew I was in for a treat. Early in the response to the petition there was a statement saying that the cost of the death star would be prohibitive, and used numbers gotten from some very creative students at Lehigh University that estimated the actual cost of building the death star.
And by the way, a death star would cost approximately Eight hundred and fifty six quadrillion dollars. That’s eight hundred fifty six thousand billion for those who don’t know what a quadrillion is.
BTW, it’s nice to know that the administration of President Barack Obama does not condone blowing up planets. Felt good about that. I live on one of those things. They’re kinda nice, if you can handle the local yokels that is.
But I thought the crowning touch, the piece de resistance was saying that they wouldn’t waste money on a death star with a fundamental flaw in it that could be exploited by a one-man starship. Pictures of Luke Skywalker destroying the Death Star danced in my head when I read that.
Now the rest of the piece, while less Star Warsy, to coin a term, was nevertheless very much pro-science and had fun linking certain projects to star wars. For example, do you know the acronym that the commercial venture between NASA and private investors?
No? It’s the Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office… or… wait for it…
Maybe this WAS the petition I was looking for. This star wars nerd who fell in love with all things space based as a kid watching the tail end of the Apollo program, and gazed in wide eyed wonder at the spectacle of the first Star Wars movie when I was but 9 years old, found a great deal that was both great and good in this happy little light piece of news that floated in from the White House today.
The main point of the piece though, beyond the obvious silliness was to promote science and science education, a worthy endeavor, truly.
Mind you I heard on twitter that Darth Vader was not pleased about this, but I could not get further comment from him on the subject. This may not be the last you’ll hear about this.
I hope. :)
Thats it from here, America. G’night.