Normally I don’t write about what jumps out at me on the Television, but today I’m starting out there. With a video, after this paragraph. A GREAT video, from last night’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Not just a good show, a great show, and this may have been the funniest bit I have ever seen on it. This is from the segment called “World’s Worst” In order he nailed a 7th grade teacher from Florida for teaching hate and stupidity, along with bad spelling. very funny, even if the rube he’s talking about is a pathetic piece of shit. Next up he nails Bill O’Reilly, a man who he loves to bash with frequency, and he gets him here for claiming that he could double ratings for the debates. Double them from the 70,000,000 who watched the V.P. debate. Also very funny stuff. But the best was the last, where he absolutely crucifies National Review writer Rich Lowry for writing what sounds like “Soft core porn” in praise of Sarah Palin. Sounding exactly like Adam West, Keith reads off the entire post this man put up, and at the end, uses this tag line afterwards.
Look, sir. I don’t really care if you sat there last night during the debate and masturbated. But was it really necessary to tell America about it?
Watch and Enjoy:
Now that’s what I call funny.
Oh, yeah, there’s gonna be more here than Just Keith. Let’s see….what else….Oh Yeah!
O.J.’s Guilty! Guilty on every charge that was against him, from Kidnapping to Armed Robbery. O.J. Plans to Appeal, but it looks like he could be in Jail for the rest of his life. Cool. There wasn’t much press for this though, in large part because not too many people give a shit about O.J. anymore. There are bigger things going on.
A presidential election. A faltering economy. Credit Markets seizing up. Two Wars, one of which is completely unnecessary. Hockey season’s here….
Hockey…. HOCKEY!!!!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SCREW THE ECONOMY! SCREW POLITICS!!!! hockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockey……
SEASON Predictions: Best records:1) Detroit Red Wings. 2) Pittsburgh Penguins 3) Montreal Canadiens
Worst Records: 1) Washington Capitals 2) St. Louis Blues 3) Columbus Blue Jackets
Most Goals: 1) Alexander Ovechkin 2) Vincent Lecavalier 3) Dany Heatley
Most assists: 1) Evgeni Malkin 2) Joe Thornton 3) Martin St. Louis
Most Points: 1) Evgeni Malkin 2) Vincent Lecavalier 3) Alexander Ovechkin
These teams won’t make the Playoffs: Eastern Conference: Atlanta Thrashers, Buffalo Sabres, Florida Panthers, New York Islanders, New Jersey Devils, Philadelphia Flyers, Washington Capitals.
These teams won’t make the Playoffs: Western Conference: Chicago Blackhawks, Columbus Blue Jackets, Edmonton Oilers, Los Angeles Kings, Phoenix Coyotes, Nashville Predators, Vancouver Canucks.
Eastern Conference Finals: Pittsburgh Penguins Vs. Montreal Canadiens. Montreal in 6.
Western Conference Finals: Detroit Red Wings Vs. Calgary Flames. Red Wings in 5.
Stanley Cup: Canadiens in 7.
That’s what I’m seeing. I hate the thought that My Beloved New York Rangers don’t look as strong as they have in past years, but Henrik Lundqvist looks strong enough to get us into the post season again, and he’ll finally get that Vezina trophy he’s been hunting down the last few years.
That’s it for me for now. More later, if and when I feel the need. Later!
Today’s Nuggets, Via Wikiquote: One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus. Glenn Healy
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. Wayne Gretzky